More Massie Humor

Even Babylon Bee was having fun yesterday with the crying contraians Libertarians. 

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Now, to the more realistic side, I saw this posted online. It is accurate:

Massie is for everything you are... except when he isn't. 

• He's against raising the debt ceiling... Except when it's done by Joe Biden. 
• He wants to open up the Epstein Files....Except when Joe Biden is in office. 
• He wants to expose the child predators... Except after all the files are open. 
• He thinks everyone should have free speech rights.... Except the jooooos. 
• The only thing he wants to keep out of America is political money.... against him. 
• He thinks there's too much Money spent in politics.... Except when he spends twice as much as his opponent. 
• He's really for secure borders.... Except when it comes to paying for a wall or people to watch it. 
• He really supports republicans... Except when it's time to actually vote for some part of their agenda. 
• He's looking out for rural Kentucky by drilling down on the overall economic impact of the sub 1% that goes to Israel. 
• He's so great Rand Paul endorsed him months... no, weeks... no, days.... ok. hours before election day. 
• He will call out people who are blocking budget cuts .... as long as they're not in the house..... or the senate. 
• He's for tax cuts... as long as it's not for waitresses... or retired people. 
• He's okay with dishing personal insults .... then, can't understand why people don't endorse him.

This is why this author keeps calling him contrarian. There is no other term that sums it up so well.