Friday, April 28, 2017

He Was Abusive

This thought came to me as I overheard a woman speaking about why she is divorcing her husband.  She claims he was physically abusive.  This woman has severe physical handicaps. I see their family frequently,  and she's never had injuries. If he were ever abusive towards her, she would likely die from the injuries, she is so frail.

The husband is extremely caring and patient. And he puts up with too much of her shit... which is why she now despises him. 

But as I listened to her lie to other people - she won't claim these things around those of us who know better - it dawned on me...

If you are a woman who is divorcing her husband,  and you claim physical abuse, then is he (or did he) serve time in jail for it?
If not, then you are lying. 

People who assault other people go to jail.  It is just that simple.  If you haven't called the police,  then you will understand why any rational person will not believe your fantasy tales about physical harm. And you'll get mad because they call you on your bullshit.

Thursday, April 27, 2017

False Advertising?

Seen in front of a church:

Plaque on the wall - "established 1867."
Sign out front - "come celebrate our 75th anniversary."

Folks, it's 2017.  Both of those cannot be true. 

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Ahead of Our Time

A year ago, this blog used the word deplorable before it became popular. 

Even #fakenews admits she popularized the word on September 9, 2016.

Granted, the usage was different.  But then, this author has little in common with Hillary. 

Monday, April 24, 2017

Forced Exchange

Brainwashed Socialist Teacher - "I. Hate. Capitalism."

Alt-Right Shiv - "So, you prefer money, goods, and services be exchanged via force rather than via mutual consent?"

For the unenlightened,
Capitalism is the voluntary exchange of money, goods, and/or services.
Socialism (and it's variants) are the forced exchange of money  (redistribution). And what is exchanged for that money? Goods and services. 

Friday, April 21, 2017

Gender Assumption

A frustrated Progressive cunt is disappointed in the location of the meeting for her group.
FPC - While it may not personally effect [sic] us (everyone here, I believe, identifies as a hetero cis. gender), [group name redacted] members should feel welcome and we can find a better choice. 
Alt-Right Shiv - It would seem you have assumed my gender?
Minds blown. 

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Quality Optics

Why buy quality optics?

They hold zero.
They are very sturdy.
And sometimes, they can even survive a house fire.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Female Weight Reconnaissance

It's a well known fact (see meme above) that there is not a woman who is not at least a "4" crazy.

A leading contributor to the mental / emotional problems of many women is their weight. In this age of ever-increasing obesity, it is important to understand that there is a greater likelihood these days of mental / emotional problems for women.

Certainly, there are women who are rather slim and fit, who also have mental / emotional issues. But what these women don't have, to a large degree, are health issues. So, frankly, it's a benefit because they only have the weight obsession and not other health issues.

It is the Recce Rifleman's observation that, by and large, fit women have fewer mental / emotional issues than do fat women. This is generally true for men, as well, if to a lesser degree.  

Furthermore, it is a biological fact that obesity dramatically lowers a woman's attractiveness. A woman's single most important raison d'etre is to bear children and propagate the species; and that is directly linked to her attractiveness. In an unsurprising twist of fate, obesity also interferes with a woman's ability to procreate.

So, women, getting your size under control will increase your health, your value, and decrease your mental / emotional issues.

"Healthy at any size," isn't.  

If you are female, and your weight begins with a "2" (or "3"), then that includes you.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Belt Test

This past weekend, my dojo had a belt testing ceremony.  17 promotions were awarded. 

Monday, April 17, 2017

Pros vs Amateurs

Amateurs practice until they get it right. 

Professionals practice until they cannot get it wrong. 

Friday, April 14, 2017