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At the hearing: Attorney: "And you say that your husband would make fun of you?" Dependopotamus: "Yes. He would make fun of me for not being able to do math." Atty: "In what way?" Dependopotamus: "I never learned how to carry the one, or whatever it's called." That's right. She was completely incapable of simple arithmetic... even with pencil and paper. .

I found that an in-depth study has already been performed on the likes of Dependopotamus. A sketch of the findings: .

I've decided to give Dependopotamus some attention this week. Heard she went swimming with some of her friends this summer at her luxury apartment pool: .