It's all in the wording...

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Someone calls Pops:


Pops (picks up the phone and answers): "Telephone!"

Caller stumbles around aimlessly for a moment or two...



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  1. AnonymousMarch 11, 2012 at 11:59 PM

    That's how I usually answer.
    Friends are surprised if I answer with anythong else.

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  2. Recce RiflemanMarch 12, 2012 at 12:00 AM

    Thanks for reading.

    "Anythong?"
    Freudian slip? :)

    ReplyDelete

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