But Why?

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This question was posed recently:  "Why would a martial artist need an AR15?"

Answer:
  • You're right. A marital Artist doesn't "need" an AR15. 
  • A martial artist can magically defeat any attacker - regardless of size or gender. 
  • A martial artist can defeat multiple attackers. 
  • A martial artist can defend a friend or family member from a distance. 
  • A martial artist can single-handedly thwart a tyrannical government. 
That black belt is a magic talisman. It causes things to happen that cannot happen otherwise. It imbues a person with mystical powers. 


More realistically - this is all satire and the above is laced with sarcasm. You decide. 

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