The Future Is Female!

I've decided I will be a feminist. From  this article, the 13 tenets of feminism:
(And my comments in italics)

1. The subjugation of women and the earth is one in the same.
Agreed.  Let's subjugate both. 

2. Future Feminism requires the participation of all people.
I'm on board...

3. Enforce a global standard for the rights and ethical treatment of women.
Yes.  Women must get child support less than 10% of the time like men do now. 

4. Identify biological differences between the sexes, and draw individuals into greater accountability on the basis of their predispositions.
Yes.  Make women go to jail for their crimes at the same rate and duration as men. 

5. Relieve men of their roles as protectors and predators. 
Finally! Women will be seen as the predators they have always been - and will be sanctioned accordingly.

6. Redefine the societal roles of women and men in response to present conditions.
Correct. No more alimony.  No more child support.

7. Advocate for feminine systems in all areas of governance.
Yes! 100% accountability - just like I've detailed here!

8. Build political structures using a circular model. 
Why not rectangular?

9. Repattern societies to nurture the resurgence of biodiversity.
Survival of the fittest, baby!

10. Feminize male-centric language. 
No more "he said-she said"?

11. Deconstruct the mythology of male spiritual supremacy. 
Because female led spirituality has really enhanced our society?!?!

12. Restore the female archetype as central to creation. 
Only women have shunned this. 

13. The future is female. 
Uh... huh huh huh. Hey, baby!