Guns & Strippers

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A friend recently posted a GLOCK for sale.  His asking price was $400 - which is typical for that gun in this area at this time. 

He received a message asking if the GLOCK was still available, "if so, I'll give you $350 today," went the offer. 

My friend, somewhat offended at the lowball offer, had a classic retort:

Friend - "No, I finally sold it for $275 last night."

Lowballer - "Dang! Someone got a really good deal!"

Friend - "She was a single mom and stripper. She needed it."

That, friends, is truly funny trolling. 

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