A friend recently posted a GLOCK for sale. His asking price was $400 - which is typical for that gun in this area at this time.
He received a message asking if the GLOCK was still available, "if so, I'll give you $350 today," went the offer.
My friend, somewhat offended at the lowball offer, had a classic retort:
Friend - "No, I finally sold it for $275 last night."
Lowballer - "Dang! Someone got a really good deal!"
Friend - "She was a single mom and stripper. She needed it."
That, friends, is truly funny trolling.