Some conversations I've had in person this political season with leftists:
Leftist: "I supported Makayla's Law and I think all reasonable gun owners do."
Usagi: "Nope. Not even close."
Leftist: "Why not? Do you not wish to punish parents that enable children to kill people?"
Usagi: "If we do start punishing people for things they didn't do, can I just make a law to punish you when someone gets shot with a gun?"
Leftist: "I believe in the 2nd Amendment. In the militia. In the right to bear arms."
Usagi: "Cool! I belong to a militia. Wanna join?!"
Leftist: "Would you consider voting for me? I'm in need of some Republican supporters."
Usagi: "Then you came to the wrong person."
Leftist: "I can't imagine any intelligent people voting for Trump. Now you, Usagi, you're a pretty smart guy. Who did you vote for in the Primary? Carson? Kasich?"
Usagi: "Make America Great Again."