Funny Conversation

 Sigma -  The outsider who doesn't play the social game and manage to win at it anyhow. The sigma is hated by alphas because sigmas are the only men who don't accept or at least acknowledge, however grudgingly, their social dominance. (NB: Alphas absolutely hate to be laughed at and a sigma can often enrage an alpha by doing nothing more than smiling at him.) Everyone else is vaguely confused by them. In a social situation, the sigma is the man who stops in briefly to say hello to a few friends accompanied by a Tier 1 girl that no one has ever seen before. Sigmas like women, but tend to be contemptuous of them. They are usually considered to be strange. Gammas often like to think they are sigmas, failing to understand that sigmas are not social rejects, they are at the top of the social hierarchy despite their refusal to play by its rules.
(Emphasis mine)


A recent trip to the store. I was purchasing a new screen protector for my phone. The clerk saw me prior to seeing the Obese African "Princess" (OAP). He acknowledged me, and said he would be with me in a moment. OAP is infuriated by this, as she and her (much smaller) sidekicks had been browsing budged phones, and she felt she should have been waited on first.

My secret? I made eye contact with the clerk and smiled. A polite, yet firm look indicating that I required his service. The clerk went to finish his duties, and OAP took the opportunity to try to incite a scene. Hint: it didn't end well for her.

OAP: "You knew he should have waited on us first!"

Usagi:
<scowl, as if to say "how dare you question me!"> 
"Perhaps... and perhaps he just realized I would be less of a hassle to deal with."
<amused mastery chuckle>

OAP: "F*** you!"

Usagi: "Only if you have a million bucks and a supermodel friend."
<amused mastery chuckle>

OAP: <waddles off, mumbling>

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