Problem: a man wants to touch his wife's butt. Here's how each archetype would respond:
Alpha -
Touches her butt. Gets a few extra squeezes in there.
Beta -
Warns her, but still touches her butt even if she objects.
Delta -
Asks if he can touch her butt.
Gamma -
Creates the power point slide shown above.
Omega -
Has no wife. You hear "click" "click" "unzip" "fap" "fap" "fap."
Sigma -
Bends her over the nearest piece of furniture...
Lambda -
Touches his "husband's" butt.
Ho hum. How predictable. And here I was thinking I should click to open cuz you meant rifle stocks. Honest. I mean it.
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