The internet legend goes like this:
At a celebrity charity event, MMA star Bas Rutten (6'1" - 214 lbs.) accidentally stepped on the foot of NFL All-Pro Linebacker Brian Urlacher (6'4" - 258 lbs.). Rutten apologized, and offered Urlacher a beer. Urlacher, however, elevated the situation... eventually asking Rutten: "Do you want to take this outside?"
Rutten had a one-word reply: "Yes."
Security then interjected themselves, and informed Urlacher about his would-be opponent. Later, in a show of great wisdom, Urlacher apologized to Rutten.
Dang. I'd have paid to see that fight.
It would have been VERY lopsided.