We were sitting at the dinner table, discussing the health of my children's last living great-grandparent - my wife's paternal grandmother (age 92). My daughter, age 6, only heard part of the conversation (as so often happens with young children anyways).
So my daughter blurts out:
"So she's pregnant!?!?!"
It took me three minutes to regain composure and wipe up the water I spewed on the table in front of me.