Dichotomy (n): a division or contrast between two things that are or are represented as being opposed or entirely different.
Otherwise known as simultaneously the most hilarious thing and the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life.
New prospective students, ages 10 & 12.
Dad takes advantage of a special we are running: pre-pay two months and receive a free uniform.
Dad's check bounces.
Kids do not receive uniform.
Note: normally, the proper terminology is "uniform" or "gi" (Japanese - short for kimono).
I'll give the new prospective students a break, since they were new, after all.
Enter the moment -
Kids are being dragged out of building by dad, without their gis (because said check bounced), and one is saying "what about the suits? Dad - the suits!"
Funny part was hearing the gi being called a "suit."
Sad part was how the father had disappointed his sons.