Thursday, March 6, 2014

Gotz 2 Haz Credick

Not a repo story... though it might have predated a few. I had this conversation a few times during my car rental years in Memphis:

Caller: "Y'all haz trucks?"

Me: "Sure do! We carry the Ford F150, Chevy Silverado, and Dodge Ram. When would you like to rent one?"

Caller: "Naw! I'm talkin' 'bout S-V-Us."

Me: "Good news! We carry SUVs as well - Ford Explorer and Chevy Blazer."

Caller: "What are the qual'fications?"

Me: "You need a valid Driver's License and major credit card to rent."

Caller: "I ain't gotz no credick-cart. Can you rent with cash?"


Not on the more expensive vehicles, like SUVs!


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