All About the Money

From the divorce hearing:


D-pot's Atty: "How did you purchase your car?"

Dependopotamus: "With money that was a gift from my grandma."


** a little while later **


Atty: "How much did your car cost?"

Dependopotamus: "$22K."

Atty: "So your grandma gave you $22K to buy the car? Since gifts over $10K are taxable, where is the tax record?"

Dependopotamus: "There is no tax record. My grandma gave me $5K."

Atty: "And you have testified that the car cost $22K?"

Dependopotamus: (now with a shocked look) "Yes."

Atty: "Where did the other $17K come from?"

Dependopotamus: (looks down, dejected) "My husband."


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