No, I'm not talking about the Summer Olympics... those will go on for a few days more.
I'm not talking about Special Olympics -because those fine athletes deserve no sarcasm.
I'm not even talking about Paralympics - to compare these fine athletes to some of the folks below would be just wrong.
I am talking about a new kind of Olympics - the Douchebag Olympics. Results by category:
Verbal gymnastics -
Gold - Calvinists (but it was close)
Silver - President Obama (for saying "you didn't do that," then later saying he didn't say it)
Bronze - "Gay rights activists" and their attempts at a stance against Chick Fil A
Screwing the pooch -
Gold - Maxine Waters for having staffers work her campaign while the investigation was going on.
Silver - Debra Maggert for taking a per diem to travel "all the way" to Nashville from Hendersonville.
Bronze - Democrats calling for gun control while already on the ropes for all their other stances.
Tear-jerking -
Gold - Good friends Courtney and George on their recent marriage. Happy tears! :)
Silver - Right Minded's last SS class taught. Sad Tears! :(
Bronze - The solidarity of Americans standing for 1st Amendment rights with Chick Fil A. Tears of hope :)
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