Monday, January 30, 2012

You might be a redneck...

This conversation took place many years ago. I was in college, dating Mrs. Usagi. My mother, who is quite... eccentric... is trying to convince my brother and I to come to a family reunion.

Moms: You boys should come to the family reunion. There will be pretty girls there. 

I stare in disbelief. Exchange looks with my brother and my wife (then, girlfriend).  

Usagi: Ummm. I'm already dating someone. Besides, these "pretty girls" would be related to me, so no thanks! I will go to the reunion, though.


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