At Least A 4 Crazy

This story relayed to The Rifleman by the head of security at a different Church.

So, sometime back, right about the time my pastor announced that he was divorced, a new lady started attending church. At one point, she told the pastor they got it spoken to her in a vision, telling her that she in the pasture should be together, and be married. The pastor laughed it off.

However, the security team was made aware of this. We kept eyes on her. And for a while, everything was okay. Then, however, at a church event, her behavior grew quite peculiar. She was telling the pastor's kids that she and their dad would be married that day, she was taking every opportunity to try to put her hands on him, and other out-of-the-ordinary behavior. She was asked to leave, and never to return.

Naturally, she came to the very next church service, the following Sunday. We, on the security team, radio to one another to advise that she was there. Our outside guy approached her and advised her that she was not going to be permitted on the premises, and that she should leave right away. She refused, citing that she wanted to hear it from the pastor.

Security team members stood in front of the door that she attempted to walk into. She tried to reach around them to open the door, unaware that the door had been locked from the inside, and a wall of volunteers we're standing in front of the door on the inside, as well. She tried digging her fingernails into that security team member. She tried going around to the other side of the church, but was headed off at that door, as well.

Eventually, the police were called. Eventually, she left. Perhaps the best line of the day was when she was trying to get in the side door. She reached around behind the security volunteer, trying again to reach the handle. Little did she know that the handle was locked, and there was a wall of volunteers on the inside of that door, as well. Given the angle which she reached, her hand slid across the concealed gun worn by our security team volunteer. He gently removed her arm from the area, and stated, " if you put your hand on my gun again, things are going to get very interesting..."

The look on her face when he said that is one I will never forget.

Heh. Must have been the full moon, or something. The Rifleman and our safety team at GVBC hope to never have to deal with anything as crazy as this. Further evidence that they are all at least a 4 crazy.