The Dukes of Scam
A few days ago, your author was minding his own business when the phone rang. Since I have a side business where phone calls from unfamiliar numbers occasionally turn into actual customers, I answered it. The caller launched into a fascinating story about how I had "signed for a jury summons and failed to appear." He claimed to be with my local Sheriff's Department. Having heard of this scam before, I started asking questions. "What's your name?" He gave me one. "Badge number?" He gave me one. Then I asked, "Which county Sheriff's Department is this? I forgot." Without hesitation, he replied: "Hazzard County." Yes. Really. For those who grew up watching The Dukes of Hazzard , you'll appreciate the irony. Hazzard County was a fictional county in Georgia. It doesn't exist. (There is a town named Hazard, Kentucky, but it's located in Perry County. There is no Hazzard County there, either.) I told the ca...