Jerry Miculek Jokes
I saw it said somewhere that Jerry Miculek is arguably the greatest shooter of all time. I'm here to tell you there's no “arguably” about it. Chuck Norris got his own jokes. It's high time Jerry got his. I will add more as they come in and if you comment one. Check back on this one often! Chuck Norris is the Jerry Miculek of Martial Arts. Can you imagine trying to rob this old man, and you've got 20 holes in you before you can blink?? Jerry's trigger finger had to pay a tax stamp to the ATF. Heard at the shooting range: "Who is shooting the machine gun?" - "oh, that's Jerry shooting a revolver." Jerry could show up to a gun fight with an empty gun. Load it, shoot it, reload it, shoot it again, and reholster all before the bad guy squeezes the trigger. Imagine breaking into Jerry's home and hearing that "beep" of the timer??? Jerry's home alarm is just a timer beep. "Remember, transitioning to a pistol is faster than...