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Jerry Miculek Jokes

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I saw it said somewhere that Jerry Miculek is arguably the greatest shooter of all time. I'm here to tell you there's no “arguably” about it. Chuck Norris got his own jokes. It's high time Jerry got his. I will add more as they come in and if you comment one. Check back on this one often! Chuck Norris is the Jerry Miculek of Martial Arts.  Can you imagine trying to rob this old man, and you've got 20 holes in you before you can blink?? Jerry's trigger finger had to pay a tax stamp to the ATF.  Heard at the shooting range: "Who is shooting the machine gun?" - "oh, that's Jerry shooting a revolver." Jerry could show up to a gun fight with an empty gun. Load it, shoot it, reload it, shoot it again, and reholster all before the bad guy squeezes the trigger.  Imagine breaking into Jerry's home and hearing that "beep" of the timer??? Jerry's home alarm is just a timer beep.  "Remember, transitioning to a pistol is faster than...

Midterm Votes 2026

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Midterm election season is upon us. Many ask me how I intend to vote. As of this post, I have already cast my vote. Here is how I voted: Amendment 1 to the Tennessee Constitution This Amendment would allow judges to deny bail for over 75 specified allegations. It is being touted as being "tough on crime." This is not the case, it is tough on the accused. And I know far too many who have been frivolously accused. AN ALLEGATION IS NOT A CONVICTION!!! My vote: NO on Amendment 1 Amendment 2 to the Tennessee Constitution This amendment would forbid the state from having a property tax. Currently the state does not have a property tax. However, should the politics of the state ever shift - say, for example, by people who would California my Tennessee - then this would prevent legislators from enacting a statewide property tax. Note: this proposed amendment will NOT affect local property taxes one bit.  My vote: YES on Amendment 2 Amendment 3 to the Tennessee Constitution This ame...

Everything You Wanted to Know About Being a Nielsen Family

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Back in September, my family completed three years of being a " Nielsen family ." We had the TV ratings company come in, set up machines to monitor viewing, and we were part of the ratings you are familiar with. Of course, during that time, we were under contract to not discuss it. But friends and family know now, and here are some of their most common questions, and the answers, for your entertainment: 1. How did you get picked to be a Nielsen family? My wife received a letter from them, asking us and detailing the specifics, including pay... 2. Did Nielsen pay you? And how much? Yes. $25 per quarter. We can retire now.  3. How exactly did they monitor what you watched? A device was attached to the TV input, before it got to the TV. We had a remote for this, and we had a programmed number. When the device would flash, we would press the number corresponding to the viewer. Daughter was 1, Son was 2, I was 3, wife was 4. Guests were collectively 5.  4. Could Nielsen tell exact...

Fishing Report Oct 26

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 A Little About My Fishing Adventures: I'm a bank fisherman. I don't own a boat, and I don't need one to enjoy a little time on the water. My primary interest is catching bream and other sunfish, not chasing trophy bass. I use relatively simple, inexpensive tackle. Nothing fancy, and certainly nothing that requires a second mortgage. Most of my fishing takes place at accessible public locations around Tennessee - mostly Middle Tennessee. These posts aren't intended to be expert fishing advice. They're simply firsthand reports of where I fished, what I used, what I caught, and what I learned along the way. Some days I'll catch fish. Some days I won't. Either way, I'll tell you what happened. My Fishing Gear:  I keep things simple and inexpensive.  - Rod: B'n'M 410 Spinning Rod ($10.99 - Academy) - Reel: Shimano 1000 ($34.99 - Academy) - Line: Berkley Trilene, 4-pound test ($9.99 - Academy) - Jigheads: 1/32 ounce ($2.99 - WalMart) - Bobber: Comal R...

Don't California My Tennessee

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"Don't California my Tennessee" Many people say this. But not all of them believe it.  Seen on social media: Welcome You came here from there because you didn't like there, and now you want to change here to be like there. We are not racist, phobic or anti whatever-you-are, we simply like here the way it is and most of us actually came here because it is not like there, wherever there was. You are welcome here, but please stop trying to make here like there. If you want here to be like there you should not have left there to come here, and you are invited to leave here and go back there at your earliest convenience. I know several that have come here exactly like that. We probably all do.  Most people will say the ones who "want to make here like there" are liberals and Democrats. Without a doubt, that is a big portion of them. But let's talk about the uncomfortable - the slightly conservative ones.  These people like guns, low taxes, pro-life, individua...

Fishing Report Oct 19

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I recently got back into fishing. A Little About My Fishing Adventures: I'm a bank fisherman. I don't own a boat, and I don't need one to enjoy a little time on the water. My primary interest is catching bream and other sunfish, not chasing trophy bass. I use relatively simple, inexpensive tackle. Nothing fancy, and certainly nothing that requires a second mortgage. Most of my fishing takes place at accessible public locations around Tennessee - mostly Middle Tennessee. These posts aren't intended to be expert fishing advice. They're simply firsthand reports of where I fished, what I used, what I caught, and what I learned along the way. Some days I'll catch fish. Some days I won't. Either way, I'll tell you what happened. My Fishing Gear:  I keep things simple and inexpensive.  - Rod: B'n'M 410 Spinning Rod ($10.99 - Academy) - Reel: Shimano 1000 ($34.99 - Academy) - Line: Berkley Trilene, 4-pound test ($9.99 - Academy) - Jigheads: 1/32 ounce ($...

How is Evidence Handled?

A friend saw this blog post and told me he felt is was very cynical. I agree. It was. It is. And I do not apologize for that. A pessimist expects the worst. A cynic suspects the worst. A skeptic demands evidence. And all three can coexist in one person. The question is: what happens when the evidence repeatedly confirms the cynic's suspicions? And this is for the questions that don't have any answers The midnight glancers and the topless dancers The gander freaks, cars packed with speakers The G's with the 40's and the chicks with beepers The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort And it don't even matter if their veins are punctured All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics And all my heroes in the Methadone clinics All you bastards at the IRS For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks For the shots of Jack and the caps of Meth Half pints of love and the 5th's of stress For the hookers all trickin' out in Hollywood And for my hoods of the world misun...