Alpha B!tch
Some time back, a female I know posted a link to get sympathy. 8 qualities every alpha woman should look for in a man. of course, the implication is that she is an alpha female.
That's why you heard my maniacal laugh for 20 minutes. Yes, I know you don't live anywhere near me.
Alpha Female Quiz
So I took the dating market value test for her. Since she cannot be counted on the be honest, I did it for her. (-29) was her score. According to Heartiste:
-39 to -20: You were born to cockblock. But you’ll manage to marry a table scrap.
That was extremely accurate.
Vox also has a quiz
She scores "Tier 4" or "Tier 5," depending on if she is a Slutty Jane or Frisky Jane.
Hot-Crazy Matrix
About a 4 hot and about an 8 crazy.
"No-go zone."
Oh, and evidently, a lot of women's magazines are quick to patronize their readership as being "alpha females " instead of just saying the truth: they are bitchy.
That's why you heard my maniacal laugh for 20 minutes. Yes, I know you don't live anywhere near me.
Alpha Female Quiz
So I took the dating market value test for her. Since she cannot be counted on the be honest, I did it for her. (-29) was her score. According to Heartiste:
-39 to -20: You were born to cockblock. But you’ll manage to marry a table scrap.
That was extremely accurate.
Vox also has a quiz
She scores "Tier 4" or "Tier 5," depending on if she is a Slutty Jane or Frisky Jane.
Hot-Crazy Matrix
About a 4 hot and about an 8 crazy.
"No-go zone."
Oh, and evidently, a lot of women's magazines are quick to patronize their readership as being "alpha females " instead of just saying the truth: they are bitchy.
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