Funny MA Stories, Part 2

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Some years ago, I had a prospective student’s mom ask me if I took off my shoes before a real fight.

When I responded that I probably would not have the time to do so, and that I would want the advantage of foot protection; she said she would not be signing junior up for classes.

You see, she "knew for a fact" that a true Black Belt took off their shoes prior to any actual fight.

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