Monday, January 29, 2024

Everything They Say Is a Lie

Everything they say is a lie. By "they," it means anyone in any arm of law enforcement. 

Country singer Chris Young was arrested by Tennessee Alcoholic Beverage Commission officers on Monday, January 22. The charges were disorderly conduct, assaulting an officer, and resisting arrest. It took the DA just a few days and a released video to conclude the officers were lying, and to drop all charges. 

For future reference, here is a quick and dirty translation guide to "police speak:"
  • Disorderly Conduct: You did something a cop didn't like, literally anything.
  • Resisting arrest: While a cop was punching you in the face, you raised your arm to stop his punches.
  • Assault an officer: Cop hurt himself punching you in the face.

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