That's A Conversion

A woman stole a rental car because demons told her to steal it. 

Yes, it's from Florida. 

Although there are many things in the story that do not add up, one that stood out to me was that the woman said the rental employees did not rent her a car, claiming they had no cars to rent her at that time. But then, she stole a car from them.

Did she lie about that part?
Or did she come back later and steal the car after it had been returned?
Was that car simply reserved for someone else, and therefore not available?
Did the rental employees lie to her, because they didn't want to rent her a car?
Something else?

During my rental days, this would have been called a "conversion." The car had been converted from a revenue-generating state to a non revenue-generating state.

Funny & sad story any which way you look at it.