10 Date Questions

Y'all gotta see this. "10 things every feminist should ask on a first date." Now, The Rifleman has been out of the dating scene for nearly a quarter-century, but in the interest of humor, let's see the Rifleman's responses.

1. Do you believe that black lives matter?
Nope. Black people absolutely do not care about one another, that's why they kill each other so much. Unless and until they care about themselves, why should I care about them?

2. What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?
There are only two genders, and every Gay-BLT person I've ever met was that way because it got them attention.

3.  How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?
You should rename this "dismantling sexism and misandry." And the answer is - I live a toxically masculine life everyday.

4. What are your thoughts on sex work?
Bitches are hos.

5. Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?
Business Development specialist? I fully support them, they are in sales like I am.
Now, if you mean, "Boycott, Divest, Sanctions," then I must say no. Let Israel and Palestine fight it out, I say.

6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?
LOL. White men kicked Injun ass. Guns are cool. 

7. Do you think capitalism is exploitative?
Yes. But not nearly as much so as socialism.

8. Can any human be illegal?
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

9. Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?
Mohammed was a pedophile and Allah is Satan.

10. Does your allyship include disabled folks?
Not really. Democrats have never done anything for me, except take my money.