Set Straight Not By Me
Funny conversation between my wife, a neighbor, and another lady - all three are moms of Daisy scouts in the same troop. They and their daughters are at a store, selling Girl Scout cookies, when the other lady spots a man legally carrying a GLOCK in a holster. The man was open-carrying.
My wife = "W"
Neighbor = "M"
Other lady = "S"
S - "Do you see that! That man is carrying a gun! He can't do that!"
W - "Yes, he can. It's perfectly legal."
N - "Yeah. It's just fine if he has a permit."
S - "But he has kids!"
N - "Good. He is protecting them."
S - "But, he shouldn't be able to do that! Doesn't the store..."
W - "Any business can 'post' a sign that keeps out the good guys..."
N - "Of course, the bad guys never obey signs..."
S - "But... but..."
W - "You should get your carry permit, like N and I have." (pats her purse with a knowing smile)
[abrupt end to the conversation as S realizes my wife is legally carrying at the same instant.]
My wife = "W"
Neighbor = "M"
Other lady = "S"
S - "Do you see that! That man is carrying a gun! He can't do that!"
W - "Yes, he can. It's perfectly legal."
N - "Yeah. It's just fine if he has a permit."
S - "But he has kids!"
N - "Good. He is protecting them."
S - "But, he shouldn't be able to do that! Doesn't the store..."
W - "Any business can 'post' a sign that keeps out the good guys..."
N - "Of course, the bad guys never obey signs..."
S - "But... but..."
W - "You should get your carry permit, like N and I have." (pats her purse with a knowing smile)
[abrupt end to the conversation as S realizes my wife is legally carrying at the same instant.]
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