All About the Money
From the divorce hearing:
D-pot's Atty: "How did you purchase your car?"
Dependopotamus: "With money that was a gift from my grandma."
** a little while later **
Atty: "How much did your car cost?"
Dependopotamus: "$22K."
Atty: "So your grandma gave you $22K to buy the car? Since gifts over $10K are taxable, where is the tax record?"
Dependopotamus: "There is no tax record. My grandma gave me $5K."
Atty: "And you have testified that the car cost $22K?"
Dependopotamus: (now with a shocked look) "Yes."
Atty: "Where did the other $17K come from?"
Dependopotamus: (looks down, dejected) "My husband."
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D-pot's Atty: "How did you purchase your car?"
Dependopotamus: "With money that was a gift from my grandma."
** a little while later **
Atty: "How much did your car cost?"
Dependopotamus: "$22K."
Atty: "So your grandma gave you $22K to buy the car? Since gifts over $10K are taxable, where is the tax record?"
Dependopotamus: "There is no tax record. My grandma gave me $5K."
Atty: "And you have testified that the car cost $22K?"
Dependopotamus: (now with a shocked look) "Yes."
Atty: "Where did the other $17K come from?"
Dependopotamus: (looks down, dejected) "My husband."
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