Don't fight unarmed
As my dad used to say: "I'd have a battle of wits with you, but you are unarmed."
As I have pointed out: I'll have the battle of wits with you, so I can prove you are unarmed. More fun for me, I guess.
A conversation some time ago with a pastor who didn't like the fact that I told the truth about things he and others didn't want exposed:
Him - "Are you accusing me of living in sin???"
Me - "I didn't say you were living in sin. I said you are a 'yes-man' who has no leadership ability whatsoever, but can give what the unwashed masses think is a halfway inspirational sermon."
Yeah... the conversation was pretty much over at that point. Oh, and we both had witnesses. (yikes for him)
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As I have pointed out: I'll have the battle of wits with you, so I can prove you are unarmed. More fun for me, I guess.
A conversation some time ago with a pastor who didn't like the fact that I told the truth about things he and others didn't want exposed:
Him - "Are you accusing me of living in sin???"
Me - "I didn't say you were living in sin. I said you are a 'yes-man' who has no leadership ability whatsoever, but can give what the unwashed masses think is a halfway inspirational sermon."
Yeah... the conversation was pretty much over at that point. Oh, and we both had witnesses. (yikes for him)
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You actually said that!?!?
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Cool story, bro. Did you tell your whore of a wife or your girlfriend about that?
ReplyDeleteHi, Joe. I see Patricia is at work right now.
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