Touching The Butt

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Problem: a man wants to touch his wife's butt. Here's how each archetype would respond:

Alpha -
Touches her butt. Gets a few extra squeezes in there.

Beta -
Warns her, but still touches her butt even if she objects.

Delta -
Asks if he can touch her butt.

Gamma -
Creates the power point slide shown above.

Omega -
Has no wife. You hear "click"  "click" "unzip" "fap" "fap" "fap."

Sigma -
Bends her over the nearest piece of furniture...

Lambda -
Touches his "husband's" butt.


Location: Mt Juliet, United States

Comments

  1. AnonymousOctober 27, 2015 at 3:04 AM

    Ho hum. How predictable. And here I was thinking I should click to open cuz you meant rifle stocks. Honest. I mean it.

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