Monday, January 7, 2013

How to kill a church

If you wanted to destroy a church, your best bet would be to do so from the inside. An effective method would be to follow this simple guide:

A) Hire Lifeway to advise the church as to a course of action.
B) Hire a Calvinist pastor.

I've personally witnessed this method work twice.


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